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♪ ♪
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NARRATOR:
In the expanding shadows
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of Death Adder's evil,
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Gilius Thunderhead
and Hampton Squib make their way
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toward the dark fortress
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of Death Adder's
faithful minion,
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Damned Hellstrike.
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Damned Hellstrike?
That's a bizarre name.
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I wonder if he's a bad guy.
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♪ ♪
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He's probably a bad guy.
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Gilius, I've been working
on a new battle cry
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for when I face
Damned Hellstrike.
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Check it out. Yeah!
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Ha! You're crazy if you think
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you're ready to face
Damned Hellstrike.
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You need more training.
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Well, then train me.
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I am, and the first lesson
starts now.
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Finally!
What'd you have in mind?
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Carrying buckets of water
up a hill, down a hill.
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Just tell me where
you want the buckets, Gilius.
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I'm dying over here.
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There's no buckets.
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You're gonna fight those guys.
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[growling]
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[Hampton gasps]
The one-eyed marauders?
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- Why would I fight them?
- They're mad at you
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for stealing their eye patches.
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Catch.
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But I didn't take these.
We have to tell them.
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- In you go.
- Gilius!
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Hey! Look, way over there.
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That skinny guy's
got our eye patches.
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MARAUDER: How can you tell
with only one eye?
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Wait. Do you have two eyes?
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Wha-What? No. [gasps]
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We're one-eyed marauders.
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You can't maraud with us
if you got both.
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All right, all right.
I lied about that.
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But everything else
I said was true.
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Even when you said
I'm a good singer?
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Attack!
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[shouting]
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[shrieks]
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Aah! Whoa!
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Did you see that, Gilius?
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I parried an arrow.
I'm an arrow-parrier.
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Ah, great start. Now fight back.
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Right, of course. I will.
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What do you suggest I do?
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What do you mean?
You have a legendary weapon.
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Use the blade.
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Right. Stand back, bandits,
for I wield...
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the Emerald Blade!
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Oh. Okay, um, how about... Yah!
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I said yah!
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Yah? Y-- Ouch!
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Man down! Full-grown man down!
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Absolutely pathetic display,
Hampton.
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Thank the gods
I didn't put you up
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- against the two-eyed marauders.
- [groaning]
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[shouting]
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Yah!
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No, wait, we wanted to fight
the skinny guy!
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[Gilius and marauders grunting]
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Gilius, if I die,
tell my parents
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I died.
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They'll know what you mean.
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MARAUDER: My eye!
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NARRATOR: While Gilius
struggles to train his protégé,
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his former companions Ax
and Tyris have already arrived
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on Damned Hellstrike's doorstep.
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- A toast!
- NARRATOR: Wait,
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are they drinking
the night before a battle?
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So irresponsible.
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Tomorrow we scale
the Ancient Mound
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and vanquish
the fiend Damned Hellstrike.
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My mother always said,
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"A hearty meal warms the heart
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before a hearty,
heartfelt battle."
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She wasn't the best with words.
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She sounds like a great warrior.
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She was not.
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She was a gentle,
defenseless soul,
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who was slain quite easily
by Death Adder's minions.
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Thank you, Tyris,
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for that wonderful reminder
of the painful circumstances
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surrounding
my mother's tragic death.
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Anytime.
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I know how hard it is
to lose one parent
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because it happened
to me... twice.
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She thinks because
both of her parents were killed
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by Death Adder, that she's
a better fighter than me.
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I do. It's twice as sad
and therefore
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- makes me twice the warrior.
- I don't know.
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I'm pretty tough
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and everyone I care about
is doing fine.
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Surely, you have faced
some horrific tragedy
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that has spurred you
to become a hero.
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Village destroyed?
Friend murdered?
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Ran over by an evil horse?
It happened to a bard I know.
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He swore vengeance
against all horses.
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I'm not saying I agree.
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Nah, I'm trauma-free.
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I fight
because I like adventure.
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Pain and vengeance are what
makes warriors great.
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What fuels you
to destroy your enemies
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if not for the visceral memory
of your parents being gutted
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in front of you at 12 years old?
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Hearing your father's gurgling
screams as he slips away.
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"Hold me, Tyris.
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"I'm so cold.
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"I see the black mountain.
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Avenge me."
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Well, I for one
think it's refreshing.
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A new generation of heroes
who don't need to witness
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the horrors of the world
to do what we do best:
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endlessly kill
reanimated skeletons.
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I'll drink to that.
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♪ ♪
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"Avenge me."
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- [snoring]
- [Gilius] Wake up, kid.
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Ow. What the...
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Oh, Gilius. I know
we're brand-new friends, but
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I don't really love
being woken up that way.
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Oh. And what is your preference?
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Well, it starts
with a back tickle,
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but that's only the beginning--
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[grunts] Okay, I don't like that
when I'm awake either.
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- Where are we, by the way?
- This
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- is Tender Hamlet.
- Whoa!
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- I've brought you here because--
- No, no, don't tell me.
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Two adventurers
arrive at a small town
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in the middle of a larger quest.
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Evil must be afoot.
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I bet I can figure it out.
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- Hampton, there's no evil afoot.
- [bell ringing]
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[gasps] A town crier.
The first clue.
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Hear ye, hear ye.
I love my bell.
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Huh. Didn't seem
worth town-crying about.
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The evil must be elsewhere.
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Hampton, I promise you,
this is a nice place.
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Nothing is ever
as it seems, Gilius.
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- Danger could be anywhere--
- [low growling]
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HAMPTON:
I'm deeply sorry.
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Not necessary.
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Human connection
is always appreciated.
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Terrific boots, by the way.
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Now, do me a favor
and have a great day.
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What a nice bird.
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Doesn't seem evil,
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but anything's possible,
I guess.
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Hampton, listen to me.
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MAN:
Help me! Oh, please, gods,
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- help me!
- There it is-- a cry for help.
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Oh, thank gods.
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I'm the mayor and two strangers
have arrived in town
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and I haven't personally
welcomed them!
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Two strangers?
That could possibly be bad.
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- We're the strangers.
- Indeed you are.
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Welcome to Tender Hamlet.
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The tenderest place
in all of Yuria.
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Okay. And are there
any foul doings about town?
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Well, I don't think so.
Look around.
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We've got a tavern
where the mead is free.
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A barbershop
where haircuts cost one hug.
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And, you know we have
a thriving theater scene.
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That's my one-man show.
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I sing some songs,
tell a few jokes,
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but it's mostly character work.
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Ooh!
I'll set aside some tickets
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- for you.
- You see?
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Nothing going on.
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Hmm. He almost had me fooled.
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But when someone invites you
to a one-man show,
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you can be certain
his intentions are evil.
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Hampton!
Tender Hamlet is a nice place.
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Disgustingly so.
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That is why
I'm leaving you here.
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What?
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You couldn't even handle
the one-eyed marauders.
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You're not ready
for what we're up against.
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Now, I know you're gonna
want to argue with me
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and I am not interested
in doing that sober, so
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- let's go off to the tavern.
- [gasps]
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Mm.
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Hey, there. You look
like you're feeling down.
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Might I suggest you stop
by the town compliment hut?
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Whoa! You look like
you've been working out.
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What? We've never met.
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You look good, bud.
Shoulders are looking wide.
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You're leaving me? [sobbing]
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But... [sniffles] but-but
it just doesn't make sense.
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Dry those tears.
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Two meads, on the house.
Just like always.
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Ugh, mead is disgusting.
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I'll stick to my fetid wine
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stored in a goat's belly,
thank you.
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Why are you doing this?
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This is for your own good.
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You can't fight,
can't use the Emerald Blade.
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Honestly, is there anything
you are good at?
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I'm a pretty good grandson.
Both my grandmas say so.
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It's my fault for believing
in some silly fairy tale.
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Which is why,
instead of killing you
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and ditching your body
in the road,
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I'm leaving you here.
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But I'm destined
to be a great hero.
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All I need is a supportive,
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patient father figure to help
nurture my hidden talents.
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Well, I don't have
that kind of time.
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I'm going to prove you wrong,
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Gilius Thunderhead.
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Mark my words.
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You will woo this day.
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Really, I'm gonna "woo" it?
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I'm gonna woo this day?
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You know I meant "rue."
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[mocking] Woo. Woo.
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♪ ♪
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AX: The moment of Damned
Hellstrike's defeat has arrived.
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- Oh, this is gonna be fun!
- It's not supposed to be fun.
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It's supposed to be a cathartic
release of internal rage!
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[shouting]
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[snarling]
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[grunting]
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Look at him. There's just
no way you can fight
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that ferociously without
some sort of internal turmoil.
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- Tyris, focus.
- I am focused.
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Are you sure you haven't
lost a cousin or something?
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Maybe moved around a lot
as a child?
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Thank you, Chronos.
Excellent in battle, as always.
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It's just what us kitty-cats do.
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Tyris.
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I have something
to tell you both.
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That scenario
I brought up last night--
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the one about
a 12-year-old girl named Tyris
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seeing
her father's guts spilled?
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Well, that was me. I was Tyris.
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And that was Tyris' father.
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And Tyris' father was my dad.
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And dad means father.
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I can't believe I was friends
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with someone who was
in a scenario.
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But now that I've seen
Chronos fight,
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it seems the death of my parents
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was just a meaningless act
that brought me no advantages.
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Heavy stuff. [sniffs]
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Do you guys smell that?
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[gasps]
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[sniffs]
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[gasps]
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00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,090
[whimpers]
255
00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:30,265
Aah.
256
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,006
[growls]
257
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,181
[shouting]
258
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:41,015
[roars]
259
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:44,540
Wow, he...
he really hates cages.
260
00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,978
I never got to bury my parents.
261
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,546
"Woo the day?"
262
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:53,810
Ugh! Great start
on proving yourself, Hampton.
263
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:54,724
Oh...
264
00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,726
Hey, you're sitting on my bench.
265
00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,162
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
266
00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:01,383
Don't apologize, move.
267
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:02,863
You're not very nice.
268
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,821
In fact, you're the first
not-nice person I've met
269
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,475
- in this entire hamlet.
- Thanks.
270
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:07,824
Name's Dry Arthur.
271
00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,565
Been sober ten years,
feels like 20.
272
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:12,002
That's why you're
in such a bad mood, mm-hmm.
273
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,874
No, sober people can be fun.
274
00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,658
I mean, I'm not,
but it is possible.
275
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,399
I'm rude because I can be.
276
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:21,446
Everyone else in Tender Hamlet
has been enchanted to be nice.
277
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,492
Dare I say...
278
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,102
tender.
279
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:28,105
No, no. No. Nice.
Nice is the right word.
280
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,759
So, you're telling me
281
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:33,067
this whole town
is under an enchantment?
282
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:34,285
DRY ARTHUR:
Yup.
283
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,810
Hey, you broke my hut!
284
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,334
Good job.
285
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,683
It's in the mead.
286
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,772
Yes! Something is afoot
in this town.
287
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:46,863
This is the perfect opportunity
to prove myself to Gilius.
288
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:51,215
Gods, it is so hard
to make friends as an adult.
289
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,304
What do you want?
290
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,394
- How hot is the hot pretzel?
- Scalding.
291
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:57,787
I'll make it work.
292
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,267
HAMPTON:
Gilius, you were wrong.
293
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:00,921
There is something
going on in this town.
294
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,271
Nope. No use trying
to change my mind, kid.
295
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,055
You're staying here.
296
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,753
Okay, option B.
297
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:09,756
Let's share a mead
before you go.
298
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,106
If this disgusting honey wine
299
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:15,239
will keep you in this hamlet,
then bottoms up.
300
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,894
Ugh. Yeah,
that's still disgusting.
301
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,375
I feel, ugh, I-I feel...
I feel...
302
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,638
♪ ♪
303
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:29,601
I feel well and truly
grateful for it.
304
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,821
- It worked!
- What worked?
305
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,475
Nothing. Have more mead.
306
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,607
Wow! You'd make a great waiter.
307
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,480
But to be fair, you'd be
great at a lot of things.
308
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:39,742
Chef, model.
309
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,309
Oh, this one's crazy--
blacksmith?
310
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:42,832
Oh, I don't know,
everything's so heavy
311
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,660
and I have these
little chicken wrists.
312
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,793
Don't you dare let that stand
in the way of your dream.
313
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:50,448
You know, my real dream
is to become an adventurer.
314
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,102
What's stopping you?
315
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,800
Technically, you.
316
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,803
But if you're on board,
then maybe I should
317
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,153
come with you to fight
Damned Hellstrike after all?
318
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,808
Well, I see no reason why not.
319
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:05,246
[gasps] Oh, I can't wait
to eat my pretzel.
320
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,682
Starting to feel
a little guilty.
321
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,249
Hey, you listen to me.
322
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,600
Never let anyone make you feel
guilty about anything.
323
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,689
Okay.
324
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,388
Fare thee well, Tender Hamlet.
325
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:20,000
I will tell tales
of your hospitality.
326
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,480
But now we must venture forth
327
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,047
to defeat Damned Hellstrike.
328
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,963
But first there's something
important we need to do.
329
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,269
Gather supplies?
330
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,706
Splash in the fountain!
331
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,622
[laughing]
332
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,539
Okay. Okay, I'm done,
I'm done, I'm done.
333
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,846
So, we can go
after Damned Hellstrike?
334
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,370
Who cares
about Damned Hellstrike?
335
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,851
That guy's painting caricatures.
336
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,504
[chuckles]
337
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,767
[exclaims]
338
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,681
I like axes
and he likes daggers.
339
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,771
Sor-Sorry, I didn't mean
to speak for you,
340
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,947
I'm just really excited.
[laughs]
341
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,559
The hell?
342
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:00,997
Oh, hey guys. You made it.
343
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,217
Chronos. Hey, bud.
344
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,001
You, uh, want to tell us
what happened?
345
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,742
I won the fight.
346
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,136
All right, uh,
care to go into details?
347
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,485
Sure.
348
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,226
I went left and right,
jumped a couple times,
349
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,967
few kicks,
you know how battles go.
350
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,229
Figured I'd wait for you
to take on
351
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,187
- Damned Hellstrike.
- [grunts]
352
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,667
Throne room
is just down the hall.
353
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,278
[weak chuckle]
Uh, why do you know that?
354
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,715
Beats me. I have no memory
of this place.
355
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,762
- [cackling nearby]
- [growls, roars]
356
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,548
I'm worried about Chronos.
357
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,550
Do you think he got
enough sleep last night?
358
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,030
MAYOR:
All right,
359
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,032
raise your hand
if you've ever mixed up
360
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:39,035
the town crier
with the town friar.
361
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,167
[audience laughs]
362
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:41,951
Whoa, that's more
than I expected.
363
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,910
Does it get any better
than a one-man show?!
364
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,912
Hey, uh, after this,
I was thinking
365
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,870
that we should finally go after
Damned Hellstrike.
366
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,698
Or, better i--
or, better idea--
367
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,527
what if we invited him here?
I think he'd love this place!
368
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,747
Now I'm gonna need
a volunteer from the audience
369
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,575
who loves to smile.
370
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,664
Me! Pick me!
You're talking about me!
371
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,101
First rule of showbiz,
372
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,103
always pick the person
who wants it most.
373
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,974
Get up here, Gilius!
374
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,758
This show blows, huh?
375
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:10,240
Oh, hey, Dry Arthur.
Good to see you.
376
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:11,633
Uh, that's a lie.
377
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,765
So I tell you
the whole town's enchanted
378
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,942
and you enchant your friend?
379
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,422
Yeah, but I think
it's kind of backfiring.
380
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,163
[laughing]
381
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,513
Any idea
how to sober up a dwarf?
382
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:25,690
One day at a time.
[chuckles]
383
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,302
Ah, I swear I was so funny
when I was a drinker.
384
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,130
I-I don't...
I don't think you were.
385
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,050
♪ ♪
386
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,442
Hello?
387
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,445
[grunts]
388
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,621
[clears throat]
389
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,102
Bar maiden. I know
what you're doing to this town,
390
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,756
and I need to know
how to reverse it.
391
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,107
You know that I'm enchanting
people to be nice?
392
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,153
That's right. I know everything.
393
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,459
So that I can kill them
394
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,159
and use their body parts
in my evil stew?
395
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,117
That part is new to me.
396
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,771
When Death Adder's evil hordes
397
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,599
march through
this part of Yuria,
398
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,644
they'll be
in need of nourishment.
399
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,864
And they will gain
powerful strength
400
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,431
from my enchanted feast.
401
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,781
And if I have
a little left over,
402
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:16,785
I'm gonna make
a potpie just for me.
403
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,134
- [cackling]
- Why can't you just
404
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,962
make the stew out of veggies?
[shrieks]
405
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:23,661
MAN:
Oh, wow, a witch!
406
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,794
[bar maiden cackling]
407
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,625
Time to add our main ingredient.
408
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,322
[exclaims]
409
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,109
Ooh, scary. [giggles]
410
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,415
Citizens of Tender Hamlet,
411
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:39,808
prepare to die.
412
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,505
[cackles]
413
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,031
Big cauldron. [laughs]
414
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,816
[growls]
415
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:48,643
[gasps]
416
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,689
[chortles]
417
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,996
Well, I'll be Damned.
418
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,868
The prodigal son has returned.
419
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,914
Tyris, do they know each other?
420
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,048
DAMNED HELLSTRIKE:
Oh, did Chronos not tell you?
421
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,832
Chronos was not born,
422
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,443
but created by my dark magic.
423
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:09,664
I gave him
a very traumatic upbringing,
424
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:13,494
filled with unimaginable
torture and suffering.
425
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:16,018
Isn't that right, Chronos?
426
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,542
Wait, wait. You're his father?
427
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:22,329
[laughs] Okay. Oh...
428
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,505
Oh, yes, that-that's good.
429
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,855
Why did I do it?
430
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,467
It's simple.
I thought it would be funny.
431
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,687
- [roars]
- [shouts]
432
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,645
[shrieks]
433
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,738
- I'm sorry!
- [roaring]
434
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,914
DAMNED HELLSTRIKE:
He's eating my face!
435
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,613
What have I done
to deserve this?!
436
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,354
Thank the gods.
437
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,399
You are a victim of trauma.
438
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,184
And it's way worse than mine.
439
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,577
[chuckles]
Oh, today is confusing.
440
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,711
DAMNED HELLSTRIKE:
Chronos! My boy...
441
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,408
[indistinct chatter]
442
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,236
Form a line, people.
443
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,109
Everybody will have a chance
to get in the boiling cauldron.
444
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,371
Don't do it, everyone!
445
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,329
Oh, but I want to be soup
so bad.
446
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,679
Whee!
447
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,380
Oh, gods.
448
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:14,555
- [Gilius laughs] Me next!
- [gasps] Gilius?
449
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,252
[chuckles] So fun.
450
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,907
I'm gonna get
my dirty ass in there.
451
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,518
Stop, Gilius.
You have to snap out of it.
452
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,129
I'm gonna pretend
I'm a slice of onion.
453
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,567
- Gods, what do I do?
- Hey, buddy, it looks like
454
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,917
you're really
struggling with something.
455
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,921
I enchanted my friend and now
I don't know how to reverse it.
456
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,444
Most enchantments
can be reversed
457
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,446
with a drop of blood
from someone who is unaffected.
458
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,927
Hey, I'm unaffected.
459
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,408
I can do this. Or...
460
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,887
Hey, can I borrow something?
461
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,063
Ow! Hey!
462
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,763
- I was so nice to you.
- Sorry.
463
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,591
- [exclaims]
- Now drink, Gilius.
464
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,553
What in a pig's taint
did you do to me?
465
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:57,989
I'm so sorry,
466
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,295
but the bar maiden's
an evil sorceress
467
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:00,862
enchanting the town and is now--
468
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,256
Making a people stew
to feed Death Adder's hordes.
469
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,258
Oh, that witch!
470
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,478
- Aah!
- I'm giving you one chance
471
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,612
to free these townsfolk
on your own, you frigging witch!
472
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,179
I'm a frigging sorceress.
473
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,356
And it's not my job to explain
to you the difference.
474
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,358
It's your job to die!
475
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:21,317
And I hear you're
real good at it. [shouts]
476
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,189
[grunting]
477
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,975
Go, Gilius! He is doing it.
478
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,411
- Aah!
- [growls]
479
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,115
- [whimpers]
- [shouts]
480
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,554
Your friends will be
joining you spoon.
481
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:43,861
- Joining you spoon?
- Oh, uh, I-I think
482
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,689
the enchantment
must still be wearing off.
483
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,822
- Sure, dude.
- [laughing]
484
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,345
Shut up, shut up!
485
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,304
[grunting]
486
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,440
You fight well, dwarf.
487
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,791
But you're a fool
if you think you can stop me.
488
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,143
[cackling]
489
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,452
Aah!
490
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,367
Right in my witch chest.
491
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,023
[raspy laugh, exhale]
492
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,378
Is it crazy that I want
to try the soup?
493
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,343
♪ ♪
494
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,606
Well, I guess this is goodbye.
495
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,347
Sorry I enchanted you.
496
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,087
Guess I can't blame you
for ditching me now.
497
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,567
GILIUS:
Oh, shut up.
498
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,003
You're coming with me.
499
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,309
Don't joke around, Gilius,
500
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:41,528
I'm too fragile
for sarcasms right now.
501
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,443
Look, you drugged me
502
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,140
and I'm pissed as hell.
503
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,882
That was stupid and reckless,
but also a lot of fun.
504
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,753
Now, Damned Hellstrike awaits
505
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,886
and if we're gonna defeat him,
we're gonna have to teach you
506
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,496
how to fight and figure out
507
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,195
what the heck
turns on the Emerald Blade.
508
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,719
Training? Finally!
What'd you have in mind?
509
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:01,504
Nothing, if you don't
get rid of that picture.
510
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,463
- Come on, let's go.
- Aw.
511
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,382
Well, this doesn't look real.
512
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,167
[shouts] I could have
drawn this way better.
513
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,387
♪ ♪
514
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,828
[growling softly]
515
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,743
He ate his face.
516
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,833
He ate his father's whole face.
517
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,138
What's wrong with Ax?
518
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,531
Nothing's wrong.
519
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,098
He's got some new trauma
that's gonna make him
520
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,969
extra good at fighting tomorrow.
521
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:35,582
Tyris, trauma doesn't
make you a better fighter.
522
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:36,931
Now, let's rest,
523
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,150
for tomorrow we take on
Dad Hellstrike...
524
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,630
Damned Helldad.
525
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,241
Dad Dad-dad.
526
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,025
Welp, goodnight.
527
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,418
[snores]
528
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,118
He doesn't even remember.
529
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,554
What do you have to go through
530
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,730
to eat your father's face
531
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,384
and not remember?
532
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,605
Maybe it would be healthier
to talk about our trauma.
533
00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,607
Chronos?
534
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,261
Is he asleep now?
535
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,243
[man imitates weapons firing]
536
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,289
Chirp.
537
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,336
[production theme]